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Post  Post subject: Ooooo... Here Comes Mormon Church Top Five For 2017  |  Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2017 2:19 am
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Let's see, the 2016 wrap wasn't at all this news story as an accurate representation

Good golly Ms molly!

http://www.heraldextra.com/news/local/f ... 6a94e.html

We as LDS church (small C) members can believe whatever it is we want to believe. Including, well including just, just, just that, so there!

http://www.mormonnewsroom.org.au/offici ... us-freedom

Y'think?

First Amendment screamers the LDS are, except maybe for that Internet thingy thing...

http://www.mormonnewsroom.org/article/i ... -amendment

Stupid dumb dang durn Internet thingy thing thingy....

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=51982

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Post  Post subject: Ooooo... Here Comes Mormon Church Top Five For 2017  |  Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 6:00 am
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Well, it's barely not made it into the month of March and we all already know how much the LDS church (small C, heh) likes to throw their weight around when it comes down to bathrooms. Ha Ha Ha...
Who gets to clean em, who can use em, what you may touch while in one, what you may not be touching and on and on and on.

http://www.sltrib.com/home/4952468-155/ ... fullpage=1

Ten months left to capture at least four more, easy as shooting fish in a barrel.

The largest Mormon temples on key locations on both the east and west coasts are so poorly attended both will close for up to two years. I'm not even so sure how much that might help to try and hurriedly fill the empty slots in this 2017 year.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/8656 ... tions.html

Chief Seattle must'a somehow pulled some strings from the great beyond after somebody tried to make him Mormon in an ill conceived LDS dead dunking contest. Either him or Geronimo, but naa, it could have been Chief Crazy Horse that somehow instigated these long long closures for "needed" renovations.

http://kuow.org/post/chief-seattle-was- ... leak-shows

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Post  Post subject: Ooooo... Here Comes Mormon Church Top Five For 2017  |  Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 7:36 pm
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http://www.sltrib.com/home/5381411-155/ ... -to-lowest

Clueless, LDS-ism swears it couldn't be about a lack of honesty and forthcoming transparency! Sorry, no tricky answers to find or to continue going out and about forever searching for! It's called LDS Inner Darkness.

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Post  Post subject: Low LDS Growth Rate Based On Fake Mormon Membership Numbers  |  Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 3:25 am
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joseph's myth wrote:

http://www.sltrib.com/home/5381411-155/ ... -to-lowest

Clueless, LDS-ism swears it couldn't be about a lack of honesty and forthcoming transparency! Sorry, no tricky answers to find or to continue going out and about forever searching for! It's called LDS Inner Darkness.


Shouldn't somebody ask em something as maybe simple as this?
"How's that working out for ya?"

https://knpr.org/headline/2017-06/repor ... st-decades

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Post  Post subject: Ooooo... Here Comes Mormon Church Top Five For 2017  |  Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 4:38 am
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Did Monson burp and die yet? He's in a prison of old age and never getting out and sort of now maybe appears the same as those two FLDS brothers, Lyle and Warren Jeffs. The higher powers that be, just about has everybody shady and without excuse tied down tight!

Remember, that new Mormon city planned near to Orlando Florida already acquired the unofficial "Nimrod" name early in the year, lol.

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=51847&sid=4730e2ea2dadf15892bac479623a4576#p130348

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Post  Post subject: Ooooo... Here Comes Mormon Church Top Five For 2017  |  Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2017 4:56 am
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If you were Thomas Monson and barely able to walk and talk, how would you celebrate Pie & Beer Day? (Utah's Pioneer Day) Of course, you'd open another temple!

http://www.toledoblade.com/Religion/201 ... story.html


http://www.deseretnews.com/user/comment ... emple.html


Now not only does Monson not "get it" the fifteen goons taking over things from here on out haven't bothered receiving a clue either. A Hatian Mormon temple, that's all the starving nation needs, more vodoo.

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Post  Post subject: Ooooo... Here Comes Mormon Church Top Five For 2017  |  Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:18 am
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Holland, poor poor O'l Jeffrey Holland now saving the best for last. You can tell he's really pulling out all of the stops and going in low and going in hard. He's pulling the Love card!

http://www.sltrib.com/opinion/kirby/201 ... erfection/

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Post  Post subject: Re: Ooooo... Here Comes Mormon Church Top Five For 2017  |  Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 8:41 am
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Holland is quite intelligent, but so disengenuous.

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Post  Post subject: Ooooo... Here Comes Mormon Church Top Five For 2017  |  Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 12:01 pm
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teoma2 wrote:
Holland is quite intelligent, but so disingenuous.


In Mormonism disingenuous keeps the paychecks for it's leadership flowing, heh, at least until further notice. Glenn Beck had to learn it from the very best!


https://youtu.be/n2Ez3em4mHE

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Post  Post subject: Ooooo... Here Comes Mormon Church Top Five For 2017  |  Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:16 am
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Here's the five top LDS objects getting getting Mormonism into so much trouble.

https://youtu.be/SM1nf0ZWsdQ



Compare that to maybe some other rather stark and surprising sources for hydrocarbon products.


https://youtu.be/Ky3d-mEXoVM

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Post  Post subject: Ooooo... Here Comes Mormon Church Top Five For 2017  |  Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:28 am
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Five weeks to go! No biggie in figuring this one out, really, you already know what it is don't ya?
Just give it a moment to try and maybe let it all sink in...

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=52207

When somebody lies to you and then is successful in gaining your confidence that they are then not lying to you, you will fully and truly feel like you are starting to go crazy. Don't worry, you're not crazy uhhh... they are! The helpful Internet is here to stay.

The original lie is not as nearly as important an issue as the untruths used in trying to perform the "Confidence Trick" also known as the "Con", in layman's terms. Every, single, day, the LDS church refuses to come clean and admit that they have been doing this for years and years is a giant lost opportunity to repent and turn around.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plain_English (Layman's Terms)


Okay okay, way way too serious I know... So here's something a little lighter to possibly try and gain a little chuckling from you.

http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hul ... our-799374

Joseph Smith sentenced to jail for abuse to girls under the age of sixteen! You just can't make stuff up this good, can you?

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Post  Post subject: Ooooo... Here Comes Mormon Church Top Five For 2017  |  Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:51 pm
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Barely less than two weeks away and we'll all know for sure!

Right now neck and neck for placement on the top finalists might be Thomas S. Monson's last announcement from his deathbed and a new plan for Leah Remini to branch out after Scientology and Jehovah's Witnesses are maybe handled, then also including Mormonism by wrapping up a triad pack of brainwashing cults that sometimes miss out on the badly needed attention they may deserve.



http://popculture.com/reality-tv/2017/1 ... ae-series/

http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/a ... ious-focus

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Post  Post subject: Ooooo... Here Comes Mormon Church Top Five For 2017  |  Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 5:53 am
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Sometimes you just gotta let Brigham Young help out when he can, can of Coke that izzz....

http://universe.byu.edu/2017/12/15/2017 ... ew-campus/


Of course, Brigham Young University, not that long ago dead guy.

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Post  Post subject: Ooooo... Here Comes Mormon Church Top Five For 2017  |  Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:48 am
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What the heck came to pass in regards to Mormonism over the past year? The five hundred year anniversary of the 1517 Protestant (Martin Luther) reawakening sure seems to have had a coincidentally occurring happening. Weird huh?

The LDS church (sm C) employees get to wear light colored shirts, some modesty tuned slacks for the gals. Monson got so sick he nearly died and then disappeared forever. Mitt Romney didn't, but still nearly dropped off the map. The BYU university's new allowance on Coke was a surprise, maybe even beards and other facial hair is next.
The feared LDS inbreeding (Accidental Mormon Incest) still has not been officially addressed even though most of the ownership of data collected in DNA records and genealogy is LDS owned. So very sad.
Forget the ongoing sex scandal involving the protection of sexual predators inside the Mormon congregation, for some reason all religions have those perves circulating in their organization. Maybe it is a notch higher in Mormonism because of who Joseph Smith was admittedly confirmed to be. (Thirtyfive Wives) Is Mormonism a sex cult or what? Naaa... couldn't be.
The high profile excommunication of a GA, how embarrassing! The rise of The lawyer Denver Snuffer maybe sometimes referred to as Snufferites.
Boy scouts, who should have ever expected LDS leaders to all but permanently divorce themselves from The Boy Scouts? Is there a badge now for that? (heh, "I Escaped LDSism patch", good gawd)
Look for more of a presence of LDS Relief Society women and their president during this coming year since it's startup during 2017 Conference.
Speaking about embarrassing, how about those poop colored magical rocks Smith used that are mentioned in the original printer's manuscript Joseph Smith carried to the printer for the first Book Of Mormon. The same printer's manuscript sold in 2017 for ungodly sums of cash by The Community Of Christ (Owners of the very first Mormon temple in Kirtland Ohio) Shhhh... it isn't Nauvoo.
Is this exhausting or what?
Welcome to Mormonism.

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