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Post  Post subject: Mormon Mischief Marathon  |  Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 3:41 pm
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This could easily become really something!

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Post  Post subject: There Was An Old Mormon Who Swallowed A Lie  |  Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:12 pm
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joseph's myth wrote:
This could easily become really something!


I don't know why they swallowed a lie
Perhaps they'll die

http://www.postmormon.org/exp_e/index.p ... ead/41567/

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.................. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekkkD8HU944
........................ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekkkD8HU944
.................. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekkkD8HU944


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Post  Post subject: There Was An Old Mormon Who Swallowed A Lie  |  Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:43 am
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joseph's myth wrote:
joseph's myth wrote:
This could easily become really something!


I don't know why they swallowed a lie
Perhaps they'll die

http://www.postmormon.org/exp_e/index.p ... ead/41567/

(someday someway maybe postmo links will reconnect again)
But till then...

There was an old Mormon who swallowed a rock
The rock tumbled and jumbled and rumbled inside em

They swallowed the rock to crush the lie
I don't know why they swallowed the lie
Perhaps they'll die

There was an old Mormon who swallowed some plates
They were heavy and golden and hard to relate

They swallowed the plates to cover the rock
They swallowed the rock to crush the lie
I don't know why they swallowed the lie
Perhaps they'll die

There was an old Mormon who swallowed an Angel
It was heavenly and floating and carried a sword flaming

They swallowed the Angel to take the plates
They swallowed the plates to cover the rock
They swallowed the rock to crush the lie
I don't know why they swallowed the lie
Perhaps they'll die

There was an old Mormon who swallowed a Prophet
They just swallowed an Angel so there was no way to stop it

They swallowed the Prophet because they swallowed the Angel
They swallowed the Angel to take the plates
They swallowed the plates to cover the rock
They swallowed the rock to crush the lie
I don't know why they swallowed the lie
Perhaps they'll die

There was an old Mormon who swallowed polygamy
With everything else it just seemed so easy

They swallowed polygamy because it seemed so easy
They swallowed the Prophet because they swallowed the Angel
They swallowed the Angel to take the plates
They swallowed the plates to cover the rock
They swallowed the rock to crush the lie
I don't know why they swallowed the lie
Perhaps they'll die

There was an old Mormon who swallowed any LDS source
They're dead of course


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{If you believe in things that you don't understand, then you suffer ~Stevie Wonder}
.................. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekkkD8HU944
........................ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekkkD8HU944
.................. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekkkD8HU944


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