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teoma2
Post  Post subject: Re: One LDS Baptism Too Many  |  Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 7:20 am
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Makes me wonder now, if the real Joseph Smith somehow got his name on an approved list somewhere, for the dunking?

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Post  Post subject: Re: One LDS Baptism Too Many  |  Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 7:26 am
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Makes me wonder now, if the real Joseph Smith somehow got his name on an approved list somewhere, for the dunking?

Yeah, and both of us dunked thrice each. FLDS, LDS and probably RLDS too.

We could just about claim waterboarding abuse instead.

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Post  Post subject: Re: One LDS Baptism Too Many  |  Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 1:28 pm
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OR.................start to show webbing between one's toes..go ahead and take your shoes off and check.(No one's looking)

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Post  Post subject: Re: One LDS Baptism Too Many  |  Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:45 pm
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Probably another negative inbreeding symptom from the consequences of being exposed to this morridor much too long.

My webbing between the toes might only help me out in a re-baptism in the shallows of the upper Susquehanna. haha

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Post  Post subject: Re: One LDS Baptism Too Many  |  Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:42 pm
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The way the seasons are progressing, better get 'er done or invest in a wet suit to stay warm...I recommend a heated towel provided by a credible witness.

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Post  Post subject: Re: One LDS Baptism Too Many  |  Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:55 pm
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Isn't somewhere on the Susquehanna a couple of warm water discharge outlets from needed electricity generation power faculties?

Better use them instead, yuck!

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Post  Post subject: Re: One LDS Baptism Too Many  |  Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:00 am
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teoma2, that is in response to my discussion w/ Julian1066 about visiting Unitarian Universalists when church shopping. I have pagan friends & relatives (Wiccans, to be exact) I get along splendidly w/ in social settings or at family gatherings & I'd have no problems w/ that here either. But, if it's in a setting where the purpose is to worship the same deity, that troubles my husband & myself, since clearly their beliefs are so very different

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Post  Post subject: One LDS Baptism Too Many  |  Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 3:47 am
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Talked with my brother the other day, holidays and all of that. Well, I was just now reminded how often really really troublesome individuals have gotten in the way or inbetween me and my family members. And the two words kept ain't Merry Christmas.

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Post  Post subject: Re: One LDS Baptism Too Many  |  Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:16 am
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Ditto here Joseph, I called a long time friend convert to wish him and his family a prosperous and healthy new year and he wanted to know where to mail his copy of Fawn Brodie's No Man Knows My History back to me, as I gifted him with it as a new house warmer present of sorts a few months ago. He managed to make it through the first chapter and wrote it off as just another one of those "Anti Church" publications he was warned about, and was reluctant to read any further.

Went on and on about how great his organization was and was still wondering and concerned for me about my own happiness, as he was still my old friend. So I just told him outright, yes, that since I graduated from TSCC I've been happy as I could be and I also related that he himself, was not the same person I knew, after we met over 40 years ago, as he was still as gullible and naïve as ever.

So, I'll just wait a bit more and see if the postal service brings my book back to me, and as for me, he's still my work in progress.

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Post  Post subject: One LDS Baptism Too Many  |  Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:50 am
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teoma2 wrote:
Ditto here Joseph, I called a long time friend convert to wish him and his family a prosperous and healthy new year and he wanted to know where to mail his copy of Fawn Brodie's No Man Knows My History back to me, as I gifted him with it as a new house warmer present of sorts a few months ago. He managed to make it through the first chapter and wrote it off as just another one of those "Anti Church" publications he was warned about, and was reluctant to read any further.

Went on and on about how great his organization was and was still wondering and concerned for me about my own happiness, as he was still my old friend. So I just told him outright, yes, that since I graduated from TSCC I've been happy as I could be and I also related that he himself, was not the same person I knew, after we met over 40 years ago, as he was still as gullible and naïve as ever.

So, I'll just wait a bit more and see if the postal service brings my book back to me, and as for me, he's still my work in progress.


Oh, he's as good as in your back pocket already. I can bet his kids will mostly and likely do the the greater work for you.

You should see that fire of committed agape love in the children's eyes. I have even admitted right to their face in honestly lighter and more frankly yielding terms. I cannot do what they can do, the children carry the bravest amount of heavier influence.

U2 can rest in this paradigm mapping T2, heh. U2 - T2! hehehe...

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Post  Post subject: Re: One LDS Baptism Too Many  |  Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:18 pm
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U2-T2! How clever, maybe my next vanity plate should feature that, as it's almost as good as "D to D" (Dare to Doubt) or 2 Tim 4 3 is.

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Post  Post subject: One LDS Baptism Too Many  |  Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 1:25 pm
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If you're out there I'd shure, schure, sure like to meet-cha.

Somewhere, somehow, there has just gotta be another me, heh heh heh... Can U imagine? The LDS titanic has seemed to already had contact with maybe at least one huge floating ice cube.

They'll never dry dock for the needed and necessary maintenance.

It's a big big vastness to try and negotiate your way through, and anything presently small enough to bounce off of the either the port bow or starboard bow sides could easy amass to a much greater size overnight. Of course, the whole thing might already be listing to one side or the other.

Picture now a vulnerable Titanic ship steadily cruising through the darkness at pretty-much (FSA) full speed ahead and that represents the entire LDS organization. And during the night a gigantic iceberg drifts directly into the path the USS Mormon is about to severely impact into. That iceberg that happens to be drifting around has a name, and it is Google and is apparently concealed from illumination to Mormon leadership. Don't they know this has been tried already with disastrous results?

Just the same as orders advised to crew and passangers during travel on much more modern airline vessels, in the event of a mishap placing your safety at stake please be sure and leave all baggage behind. I think you get the idea.
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