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Author:  joseph's myth [ Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Dead Missionary

Go ahead, read between the lines.

Possible cognitive dissonance, LDS mission shame, do more do more do more, and other incredibly backwards Mormon behaviors right up to the end of his life with suicide.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/8656 ... icide.html

Suicide Hotline phone number at end of intense article.

Author:  joseph's myth [ Sat May 06, 2017 3:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Dead Missionary

Y'know what, it's getting to be unbelievably deadly when being an everyday Mormon mishie, isn't it?

http://kutv.com/news/local/lds-missiona ... -wisconsin


http://www.deseretnews.com/user/comment ... onsin.html

Author:  joseph's myth [ Mon May 08, 2017 3:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Dead Missionary

joseph's myth wrote:
Y'know what, it's getting to be unbelievably deadly when being an everyday Mormon mishie, isn't it?

http://kutv.com/news/local/lds-missiona ... -wisconsin


http://www.deseretnews.com/user/comment ... onsin.html


Things that are like this are understandably difficult and trying but apparently so are determining the exact causes. It's been days without any possibly conclusive results released.



http://www.sltrib.com/lifestyle/faith/5 ... kend-death

Author:  joseph's myth [ Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:00 am ]
Post subject:  Dead Missionary

Take off the stupid superman garmies and LDS underwear and loose that killing attitude Mormons everywhere seem to own, the attitude and deadly superstition they can't get hurt!

http://matangitonga.to/2017/06/14/utah- ... missionary

Author:  joseph's myth [ Wed Jul 05, 2017 3:33 am ]
Post subject:  Dead Missionary

joseph's myth wrote:
Take off the stupid superman garmies and LDS underwear and loose that killing attitude Mormons everywhere seem to own, the attitude and deadly superstition they can't get hurt!

http://matangitonga.to/2017/06/14/utah- ... missionary

Jeffrey Holland, what a totally messed up dweebe! He's gonna end up getting more Mormon missionaries killed.

Hype, lies and deception, please please please Holland, repent and turn from your unhealthy ways!

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/8656 ... -says.html

Author:  joseph's myth [ Sun Aug 06, 2017 5:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Dead Missionary

The safety surveys given to every younger aged LDS missionary aren't even all in yet to finish processing, and another one bites the dust! Non insular temple garments are poor superstitious safety wear, they might just as well had on UnderArmor instead.

Somebody's got got got to do something more!

http://fox13now.com/2017/08/06/lds-miss ... ical-wire/



Important Note From The Mormon Missionaries In Their Graves; The Jesus-Jammies "Holy LDS Temple Garments" just now handed out to you during special Mormon Temple Ordinances Don't Protect You From Being Stupid!

And one thing more, that recently issued and idiotic LDS Safety Survey didn't do squat!

I'd get a lawyer if I were you, this thing is way way way out of control and the subtle but continued inferences to some type of holy protection from wearing LDS garments is getting people killed.

Until Mormonism stops dolling out special LDS underwear, kids will keep dying prematurely because it apparently makes them more vulnerable in specific ways that are not well understood by the wearer of Holy LDS Temple Garments. (Remember the forced warning lables placed on the SuperMan capes and outfits?)

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Author:  joseph's myth [ Tue Aug 08, 2017 5:23 am ]
Post subject:  Dead Missionary

joseph's myth wrote:
The safety surveys given to every younger aged LDS missionary aren't even all in yet to finish processing, and another one bites the dust! Non insular temple garments are poor superstitious safety wear, they might just as well had on UnderArmor instead.

Somebody's got got got to do something more!

http://fox13now.com/2017/08/06/lds-miss ... ical-wire/



Important Note From The Mormon Missionaries In Their Graves; The Jesus-Jammies "Holy LDS Temple Garments" just now handed out to you during special Mormon Temple Ordinances Don't Protect You From Being Stupid!

And one thing more, that recently issued and idiotic LDS Safety Survey didn't do squat!

I'd get a lawyer if I were you, this thing is way way way out of control and the subtle but continued inferences to some type of holy protection from wearing LDS garments is getting people killed.

Until Mormonism stops dolling out special LDS underwear, kids will keep dying prematurely because it apparently makes them more vulnerable in specific ways that are not well understood by the wearer of Holy LDS Temple Garments. (Remember the forced warning lables placed on the SuperMan capes and outfits?)

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Apparently, scarce Internet information maybe helps to make Guatemala a recruiting hot spot no matter how deadly.

http://www.standard.net/Local/2017/07/3 ... rlier.html

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Author:  joseph's myth [ Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:07 am ]
Post subject:  Dead Missionary

You do know almost all Mormon Missionaries die because of supposed magic undies right? Oh go ahead and try and fight me on this, you'll loose.
At least you didn't loose your life over it.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/8656 ... naries.htm

The LDS church (sm C) proports that somehow God looks over the tender Mormon missionary and it's those stupid stupid LDS rituals done in the damn LDS temple with garments given in a final ceremonial gesture that then blinds them.

It is then that the Mormon Missionary's Mind becomes Mangled.

Their over confidence leads them straight to their death. Give a Mormon Bishop a Cessna-172 airplane, same thing.

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=52198

What can I say, they almost seem to get dead again and again and again taking those that they love with em!

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=52197

Author:  joseph's myth [ Sun Sep 03, 2017 7:25 am ]
Post subject:  Dead Missionary

Mormon electrocutions are way way up! Don't touch wires, tin roofs near to wires nor electrical boxes housing transformers and wires using your bare hands! The LDS temple garments offer no insulation or protection what-so-ever and almost all Mormons are somewhat disadvantaged maybe thinking (incorrectly) they might have God's favor and be somewhat immune from tragic happenstance.


http://buffalonews.com/2017/09/02/gofun ... -accident/

The human hand clamps down onto a pole or a wire or even a simple knob or handle and it is impossible to let it go, the AC current keeps it clamped down tight! Then you're dead unless some outside source pries you loose before it's too late. If ever in doubt don't touch it! And never ever operate on electrical equipment without proper safety measures in place.

Author:  joseph's myth [ Sat Sep 16, 2017 5:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Dead Missionary

Garments don't replace not having life insurance!

http://www.unionleader.com/safety/NH-ma ... d-09082017

Author:  joseph's myth [ Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:00 am ]
Post subject:  Dead Missionary

If you're Mormon, if you have on the skid-mark LDS undies (Special Underwear Issued In LDS Temple Rites) your idea of extra protection makes you a deadly target. Yes, you sometimes will act stupidly and actually get yourself killed!

http://www.sltrib.com/news/2017/10/09/s ... rial-drop/

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Author:  joseph's myth [ Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:26 am ]
Post subject:  Dead Mormon Bishop Again & Again & Again

The Mormon Problem Continues!

Uhhh... still little (none) protection from special LDS underwear, and in actuality places you clearly into a very very dangerous condition. Apparently...

https://www.10tv.com/article/dublin-fai ... king-hills

http://www.dispatch.com/news/20171024/m ... g-accident

http://nbc4i.com/2017/10/24/local-bisho ... repelling/

"Gravity Is Such A Fickle Mistress"

Author:  joseph's myth [ Sun Nov 05, 2017 6:45 am ]
Post subject:  Dead Missionary

I'm torn over where to put this! Well not really, Romney and his sons are about "cooked", politically.

It's that sense of Latter-day power and false protection (from wearing LDS garments) after visiting the Mormon temple that gets the LDS member killed!

https://www.deseretnews.com/article/865 ... hrist.html

Your LDS Temple Garments Are Dangerous In An Odd But Strange Way!

Remember it well, remember Randy Wells...

https://www.lakepowelllife.com/update-s ... ing-plane/

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