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Post  Post subject: (Parody) Rejoining Labor Camp  |  Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:05 am
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We all could maybe used more of these types of displays in good humor.

https://entertainment.theonion.com/leah ... 1820914252

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Post  Post subject: Re: (Parody) Rejoining Labor Camp  |  Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:02 am
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Incredible relapse don't ya think? Wow.....think that this could get somebody on the fence to take the jump? Humor can motivate at times, even satire like this has its fine points. Let's hope.

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Post  Post subject: (Parody) Rejoining Labor Camp  |  Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:59 am
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teoma2 wrote:
Incredible relapse don't ya think? Wow.....think that this could get somebody on the fence to take the jump? Humor can motivate at times, even satire like this has its fine points. Let's hope.


Heh heh, there could be a band called Stockholm Syndrome and maybe I should start to listen to some of their music. And don't disregard that the LDS Smile [ http://www.ldssmile.com/category/meme/ ] website has a bunch of memes with pictured captions to help in getting me up to speed more quickly, ha!

Most of all I think I have a potentially weird longing for the LDS skid marks on the garments that I must wear everyday, if just for the reminder that eternity does spring forth here on earth too. (Take that, Tide and Spray And Wash!) Oh, almost forgotten was the extra cozy warmth of the excessive Cog-Dis that would stay around like a close companion! viewtopic.php?f=7&t=50955&p=131399&sid=f1fca34f42f2b5e4bb473fe1f6c6af54#p131399

Seriously though, that sickly sweet smell of the LDS bathrooms and the ward hallways is where your symptoms of burning in the bosom probably became acquired. The troublesome disease (H. Pylori) is mostly transmitted through salvia (all those handshakes) and bathroom environmental conditions, yes, the one's Mormon membership are asked to clean and maintain. What a perfect storm to keep the disease in circulation! Can't hardly wait to get some of that again. https://www.emedicinehealth.com/script/ ... ekey=94436

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Post  Post subject: Re: (Parody) Rejoining Labor Camp  |  Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:00 am
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Going back into TSCC is like asking me to believe in Santa Claus again. Relapse or not, it's just isn't going to happen.

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Post  Post subject: (Parody) Rejoining Labor Camp  |  Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:12 pm
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teoma2 wrote:
Going back into TSCC is like asking me to believe in Santa Claus again. Relapse or not, it's just isn't going to happen.


Ho Ho Ho, don't I know it! Can I wish y'all a Merry Christmas still?

You're making me think of that old Merry Smithmas thread, hahaha...

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Post  Post subject: (Parody) Rejoining Labor Camp  |  Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:17 am
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Labor camp, camp fires, camp songs, maybe I have one he he he.

There was an old Mormon who swallowed a lie
I don't know why they swallowed the lie
Perhaps they'll die

There was an old Mormon who swallowed a rock
The rock tumbled and jumbled and rumbled inside em

They swallowed the rock to crush the lie
I don't know why they swallowed the lie
Perhaps they'll die

There was an old Mormon who swallowed some plates
They were heavy and golden and hard to relate

They swallowed the plates to cover the rock
They swallowed the rock to crush the lie
I don't know why they swallowed the lie
Perhaps they'll die

There was an old Mormon who swallowed an Angel
It was heavenly and floating and carried a sword flaming

They swallowed the Angel to take the plates
They swallowed the plates to cover the rock
They swallowed the rock to crush the lie
I don't know why they swallowed the lie
Perhaps they'll die

There was an old Mormon who swallowed a Prophet
They just swallowed an Angel so there was no way to stop it

They swallowed the Prophet because they swallowed the Angel
They swallowed the Angel to take the plates
They swallowed the plates to cover the rock
They swallowed the rock to crush the lie
I don't know why they swallowed the lie
Perhaps they'll die

There was an old Mormon who swallowed polygamy
With everything else it just seemed so easy

They swallowed polygamy because it seemed so easy
They swallowed the Prophet because they swallowed the Angel
They swallowed the Angel to take the plates
They swallowed the plates to cover the rock
They swallowed the rock to crush the lie
I don't know why they swallowed the lie
Perhaps they'll die

There was an old Mormon who swallowed any LDS source
They're dead of course

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Post  Post subject: Re: (Parody) Rejoining Labor Camp  |  Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:49 am
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I really would like to be around 200 years from now and check in on TSCC and the Vatican, just to see how they are fairing after dealing with the internet. Not very likely, but a bucket list item none the less.

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Post  Post subject: (Parody) Rejoining Labor Camp  |  Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:48 am
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teoma2 wrote:
I really would like to be around 200 years from now and check in on TSCC and the Vatican, just to see how they are fairing after dealing with the internet. Not very likely, but a bucket list item none the less.


Never underestimate the powers of the darkness, in a retro-theme of a Star Wars throwback this Christmas season. Persons that might have grown up in lot's of homes in the morridor (Mormon Corridor) and even maybe beyond the tentacles that grip folks and families here in the jolly valley of excessive fear, guilt and shame will probably miss having that other wickedly nasty friend around as an old familiar companion, cognitive dissonance. It's what they grew up with, it's what they know and that is something so so so very hard to succeed in permanently letting go of sometimes.

You remember don't you? And I'll tell you something else maybe you already know well, your wishes are not wasted. Persons using less nasty resources to begin building their motivation are succeeding everywhere and anywhere.

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