I was nervous about resigning my church membership partly because of the idea that it would take months and other Mormons would 'love bomb' me. I was scared that I would be tricked into staying somehow. I think that's part of the way the church crushes you: it makes you unsure of yourself as a person and unsure that you can stand up to scrutiny.
I sent my resignation letter less than two weeks ago. I have received the standard response and finally... finally... I am no longer a member of the church.
It took me a while to remember who I am. Then I remembered! I am a secretary. I chase down paperwork, I send passive-aggressive emails, I make annoying phone calls. These are all handy skills if you want to escape from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
This post has no point other than the fact that I am happy. Please be happy with me!