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  Post  Post subject: Filthy Lucre Dollars Simonized FLDS  |  Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:18 am
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I can just hear the Wormon (upsidedown M) leadership now, "At least we don't take government checks for the thousands of FLDS children each month, because the father is carefully un-named on each of their birth certificates."

The twin twisted sister church, FLDS.

Wormonism, withanupsidedown M! ((for sure))

Google already likes it so much it's coming up on their front page, and then the algorithmics ask, 'Did you mean: Mormonism?', gotta laugh!

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Post  Post subject: iPhone Mormons  |  Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:04 am
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Sort of like LDS TNT, only more liquidity.

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  Post  Post subject: TGB Temple Gown Barbie  |  Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:30 am
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Silicone boobs and City Creek bags.

Dare I give all the credit due to productofchoice? heh-heh-heh ;) :-)

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:35 am
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Me? .... not sure why....

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Post  Post subject: Temple Gown Barbie's  |  Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:03 am
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productofchoice wrote:
Me? .... not sure why....


TGB could be the younger female abbreviation of a TBM, Temple Gown Barbie. Good job!

www.exmormonforums.com/viewtopic.php?fp ... 19#p126219

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:34 am
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:) Well I was just wondering what you young primary kids were going to have their barbie dress up as for their temple weddings if the temples stopped having weddings in them.

Sister Wife Barbie might also want to attend.

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:35 am
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They could ride in their Barbie Mormon 16 passenger van.

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Post  Post subject: Saint George Mormon Mini Van  |  Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:18 am
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productofchoice wrote:
They could ride in their Barbie Mormon 16 passenger van.


Saving the big van for the road trips to the many LDS Historical (hole) Landmarks, routine trips to the WallMart are mostly spottted with any educated eye spying the mini-vans in and around southern UT. :titter:

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Post  Post subject: Subservient Scooling heh-heh  |  Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:20 pm
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BYU

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Post  Post subject: Mormon Shock Wave  |  Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 6:48 am
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Not an amusement ride inside of Utah, maybe a nice name for a Ski-Run though.

Kind-of what comes from LDS TNT, isn't it?

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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 9:24 am
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Reminds me of a new local ski resort developed here named "Cherry Peak," that sits just off to the side of what is locally referred to as "Molly's Nipple," another peak. Only in the Morridor, eh?

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  Post  Post subject: Riding The Mormon Shock Wave  |  Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 11:09 am
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teoma2 wrote:
Reminds me of a new local ski resort developed here named "Cherry Peak," that sits just off to the side of what is locally referred to as "Molly's Nipple," another peak. Only in the Morridor, eh?



So, are you maybe saying we could ski a renamed (nick-named) black diamond trail at Cherry Peak with a flask of Five Wives on the hip?

Or, we could visit 'Devils Crotch' at Breckenridge, that would be a great way of going downhill fast :) ;) I do like the name, Mormon Shockwave though.

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Post  Post subject: LDS Trinity  |  Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:59 am
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Sacred adherence to three basic Mormon leadership principles.

Shhh... It's sacred, not secret.

Never personally say I'm sorry, we were wrong.

Never say, please forgive us.

Never admitting, we will change our ways.

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Post  Post subject: Uber TBM  |  Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:26 pm
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Try and think as if it were a strong scenario, where you were so Mormon you wouldn't and shouldn't trust anything or anyone but the (your) LDS leadership and you had no idea that they would deceive and keep important details from you. You also know about some of the inherent dangers of past polygamy behaviors but put that alongside other things on your Mormon shelf.

Drinking and smoking are always good to safely steer clear of but you haven't even noticed the adoption of a "us against them" mentality.

Later you may learn it was only you against yourself :( along with gobs of wasted time. Just spinning your wheels and barely getting anywhere important.

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Post  Post subject: LDS Abmormalities  |  Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:59 am
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As things in the LDS leadership gets worse and worse from following something like Joseph Smith the druggie and all of his crackhead-like antics.

Whew! You were in a non apologizing seventeenth century sex cult and you didn't even know it. No big wonder why the pain and confusion level kept growing higher and higher.

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  Post  Post subject: Latter-day Emotionalism  |  Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:26 am
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Goosebumps gone amuck, Mormom emotionalism.

And could maybe help to correctly form the very word itself, Mormonism. :titter:

Mormon + Emotionalism can aid in creating the word Mormonism, heh.


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Post  Post subject: Re: Glossary and Acronyms  |  Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 8:39 am
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Those Golden Goosebumps lay hidden, deep in the mountain side,
Until Gandolf found one faithful in whom he could confide.

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Post  Post subject: Zion Zits  |  Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 9:52 am
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productofchoice wrote:
Those Golden Goosebumps lay hidden, deep in the mountain side,
Until Gandalf found one faithful in whom he could confide.

Peace


Latter-day Golden Goosebumps ;) Oh if only the honored John Ronald Reuel Tolkien had a Hobbit tale for us to include that golden goodie.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hobb ... ive_Armies

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Post  Post subject: Latter Disappointed Saints (LDS)  |  Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 7:56 am
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Romney was a giant disappointment, Joseph Smith, heh? We now place him on a top FBI wanted-list, the same as Warren Jeffs.

The currently maintained lies and constantly contained coverup about The Book Of Abraham. Sheesh!

Kinderhook Plates, why, even, bother?

What does all of this head to? Where it leads to seems like the same dumb-dumb-dumb street south of the park. Golly gee-wizz, these goofs got my dropped eternal jaw to the ground!

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  Post  Post subject: Exmormondom  |  Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:45 am
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When your eyes maybe first hurt from the morning awakening after experiencing deep LDS slumbering.

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